Thunder Down Under - Gaz 05

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Post by Donut » Tue Jun 01, 2004 9:22 pm

OOOhhhhh..... You got SERVED!!!!! :lol: :lol:

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P.S. - If I hadn't been messing up my orders horribly lately I may be writing some story. :cry:
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Post by Raw » Wed Jun 16, 2004 6:33 pm

I wonder who's next on the hit list?

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Post by Duke » Fri Jun 18, 2004 5:52 am

Ummm, lets see......You! :wink:

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Post by Donut » Sat Jun 26, 2004 2:09 am

Patience

Donut strolled through the vast corn fields that he had called home for the last few weeks. His thoughts were of how to continue to feed his people. His stock of corn had dwindled very low, but he knew it was necessary in order to allow the rest of his crop to grow. It was now time to capitalize on his strategy. As he continued on his path he noticed movement in the field just ahead of him. Unwaivered he continued to do the math of feeding his people in his head.

Again he noticed more movement in the fields. It was apparent that there was unwelcome company on the path ahead. Signalling to the pair of servants behind him that there may be trouble, he began to draw his sword. At that moment two men emerged out of the corn holding their swords, still sheathed. After a moment of hesitation, Donut put his sword away and approached the men.

"Lord Donut, we do not come to fight."

Donut pulled his hood away from his face to display a calm, inquisitive face. "This is hardly the way to come in peace."

"We apologize, but we've been on the run."

"Interesting news. Who are you? Why are you running? And do you really expect me to help you?"

"No, sire... We only wish to inform you... Our Master has fallen." As he said this he pulled back a patch on his shoulder, revealing the banner of Duke.

"Not unexpected," Donut paused and thought for a moment... "Follow me." Donut split the men and walked in a hurried pace down the path. After a long walk, they came to a large log cabin set on a small hill in the middle of more corn fields. Donut was greeted by several servants with food, water, and random notes from across his lands as he entered the cabin. He continued down a small hallway into an office. The two men from the field followed him in and a servant closed the door as he left.

Among the men already in the room were Donut's chief advisor and Lord Fredo's ambassador. They both looked up in suprise to see the two men. With only a glance to the men, Donut sat at his desk and began searching for something. He finally found a map in his desk and pulled it out, rolling it over everything. Staring at it for several moments, he looked up to his chief advisor.

"I was right, It's time..."
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Post by Duke » Mon Jun 28, 2004 5:50 am

Duke wrote:Ummm, lets see......You! :wink:
.......wait a minute! It is me!! :shock:

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Post by Donut » Wed Jul 14, 2004 2:23 am

Decleration of War

"I'm sorry sire, I don't understand what you mean," Donut's chief advisor said after a moment of confusion. "It's time for what sire?"

With a glance, Donut began to describe to his chief advisor that the Scholars had become far to strong to remain at peace any longer. Korexus's forces had recently come to Donut's borders in a skirmish with Thin King. With the recent defeat of Duke it was apparent to Donut that it was time to make his move against the Scholars. After much discussion there came a knock at the door.

"Enter."

A servant slowly walked through the door. "My lord, a diplomat from Korexus has arrived and would like a word with you."

"Thank you." Turning to the men from the fallen Duke, "Gentlemen, you're welcome to stay and fight. It'll be a long battle, we'll need whatever we can get."

"We are at your service my lord."

Donut walked out of the room with his chief advisor following. After walking out the back door to the cabin, his advisor became aware that Donut was headed for the stables. "What shall I tell Korexus's messenger?"

"Send him packing. Then gather the troops. We strike at dawn."
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Post by Raw » Thu Jul 15, 2004 6:14 pm

Donut,

What do you use that hole for?

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Post by Donut » Thu Jul 15, 2004 7:54 pm

Give it 2 turns Raw. You'll find out :wink:

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Post by Raw » Thu Jul 15, 2004 8:09 pm

Do you want me to let Fredo through my provinces so he can get into your hole?

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Post by Donut » Thu Jul 15, 2004 8:12 pm

Fredo's not the one I want in my hole... :winkwink:

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Post by Raw » Thu Jul 15, 2004 8:14 pm

Is that how you create so many armies? You let people use your hole so you gain population?
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Post by Donut » Thu Jul 15, 2004 8:18 pm

Whatever works!!

I think back to my first roomate, and his theme getting girls... "I'll take one for the team!"

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Post by Raw » Mon Aug 09, 2004 2:51 pm

Uh Oh Jojo (AKA Donut)....where did you clan mate go?

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Post by Lord Fredo » Mon Aug 09, 2004 7:49 pm

... out to buy a hot dog ... :tongue:

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Post by TK » Fri May 13, 2005 6:07 pm

The first page of this thread is great.

How about we have a new game with some stories attached? Maybe Wippo's new game. Are people willing to write?

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Post by Lardmaster » Thu May 24, 2007 10:21 pm

Thin King and Fredo. Two more that should come back. If only to teach TK that he doesn't always win at wok 4.
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Post by Saladin » Fri May 25, 2007 7:26 am

As far as i know he whom we do not speak of seldom wins in a standard wok game...at least not when there's a Scholar around. :twisted:
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