The History of Yondallus - Game 1: Original

Yondallus · Post by **Yondallus** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 8:02 pm

Turn 4: The Death of Lady Leah

Yondallus and his troops stand before the great city of Villes(25). It is under control of the Redneck Billy-Bob. Well, it should be, at least. Lady Leah said this city wouldn't be easy to take, and there isn't any soldier to be seen.

Yondallus: This is strange. There's no soldier around. Maybe it's a trap.

Woman: Maybe they've already left.

Yondallus: you're still alive?

Woman: Of course, why shouldn't I be?

Yondallus: because you're a wo...yeah, I don't see why not. Everyone: storm the city! Don't kill any civilians, we will need them later!

Yondallus's troops storm the city. There isn't a soldier to be seen. The city is totally undefended.

Yondallus: They must have left this morning. I wonder where they went. I hope Tinderella is okay.

Woman: I'm sure she is, she can take care of herself.

Yondallus: I hope so. Anyway, I want you all to split up and travel to all cities under my control. Get all the manpower you can find, and give them proper equipment. I want them to defend Furetti(29) and they will serve as our backup.

Yondallus adresses one of the few veterans that are still alive.

Yondallus: You, what's your name?

Soldier: Lancelot sir.

Yondallus: Lancelot? What a weird name for a knight.

Lancelot: Sorry sir.

Yondallus: Lancelot, you will take command of the backup force in 29. Get moving!

Lancelot: Thank you sir!

Yondallus checks out the city and quickly notices a very large missile factory. Another victory for Lord Yondallus!

Yondallus's Turn Report:

Your Provinces:
#ID NAME POP WOK AIM ARM LEVEL DEF MI SP
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01 Pinnolia 0 73 MIS 0 0.000 1.6 35 9
02 Sabertz 0 0 DEF 0 0.000 0.6 0 0
04 Myr 0 0 DEF 0 0.000 0.6 0 0
05 Lellanto 0 0 DEF 0 0.000 0.6 0 0
25 Villes 0 90 MIS 25 1.832 50 0
29 Furetti 0 40 MIS 53 1.000 20 3
31 Oelwangk 0 0 DEF 0 0.000 0 0
59 Miassa 0 75 TEC 0 0.000 0 0
60 Vedsonz 0 25 TEC 0 0.000 0.1 4 0
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Saladin · Post by **Saladin** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 8:53 pm

Hmm...you're awfully lucky that Billy-Bob didn't use his missiles this turn.

Yondallus · Post by **Yondallus** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 5:12 am

well, he didn't expect me to attack him, I suppose

Yondallus · Post by **Yondallus** » Mon Sep 03, 2007 7:52 pm

Yondallus meets up with Tinderella to discuss what will happen next.

Yondallus: Hey babe! Good to see you!

Tinderella: I wish I could say the same.

Yondallus: Heyyy...!

Tinderella: Anyway, as you may have heard, Lady Leah was killed in an all-out attack from Billy-Bob.

Yondallus: My sympathies.

Tinderella: Her husband, Lord Hyrodar, has taken over command. I have already contacted him. We will continue our Nap with him, as we agreed with Leah, but we're to stay away from Billy-Bob. He wants to take him on one on one.

Yondallus: No problems there. So we should prepare to take on Boomer now, right?

Tinderela: Exactly. We'll let Hyrodar take care of Billy-Bob. He might regret taking him on alone, but that's his problem. You should gather your armies and move close to my border. Then you can attack through my city so you don't have to be afraid of getting bombed to bits. Get your stuff together and start preparing!

TO BE CONTINUED...(I'm trying to pick this up again, so gimme some time to get into it again

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Yondallus: So what happens now?

Yondallus · Post by **Yondallus** » Tue Oct 30, 2007 7:21 pm

Turn 5:

Jonathan invents a new sort of missile, and sleeps
Funzoid 3000 takes 44, 46 and 48 from Kiara
Lord Hyrodar takes 21 from Billy-Bob
Yondallus reorganises and finds a booger in his nose.
Tinderella prepares for the upcoming turn.
Kiara takes 52, 53, 49, 55 and 39 from Funzoid 3000
Boomer realises he's still in the game and reorganises.
Billy-Bob takes 40, 32, 57 and 58 from Lord Hyrodar

Map after Turn 5:

Top 10:
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Top 10:
1. Tinderella
2. Jonathan
3. Yondallus
4. Boomer
5. Billy-Bob
6. Kiara
7. Funzoid 3000
8. Lord Hyrodar
9. Goofball-RIP on turn 3(Yondallus)
10. Dr. Wireless-RIP on turn 2(Lady Leah)[/img]

Yondallus · Post by **Yondallus** » Tue Oct 30, 2007 7:27 pm

Yondallus meets up with his troops, led by the brave knight Lancelot.

Yondallus:
Alright soldiers, this is it. Today we march towards Boomer's lands. We will move through Tinderella's lands to get there. So whatever you do, don't kill any of the civilians you may find in Tinderellas lands. They're on our side. Any resistance by Boomer will have to be dealt with by force. None shall be spared. Killing them all is our only goal.

Lancelot:
Yes sir! Troops! Prepare yourself! This will be bloody!...

Yondallus's Turn Report:

Your Provinces:
#ID NAME POP WOK AIM ARM LEVEL DEF MI SP
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01 Pinnolia 0 73 MIS 0 0.000 1.6 35 9
02 Sabertz 0 0 DEF 0 0.000 0.6 0 0
04 Myr 0 0 DEF 0 0.000 0.6 0 0
05 Lellanto 0 0 DEF 0 0.000 0.6 0 0
25 Villes 0 90 MIS 0 1.000 50 0
29 Furetti 0 40 MIS 78 1.416 20 3
31 Oelwangk 0 0 DEF 0 0.000 0 0
59 Miassa 0 75 TEC 0 0.000 0 0
60 Vedsonz 0 25 TEC 0 0.000 0.1 4 0
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Yondallus · Post by **Yondallus** » Mon Nov 05, 2007 6:55 pm

Turn 6:

Kiara takes 54, 56 from Funzoid 3000
Tinderella bombs 14, 15, 16, 17, 20 and takes 15, 14 from Boomer, attacks 18, but fails.
Jonathan sleeps...again
Lord Hyrodar attacks 27, but fails.
Funzoid 3000 rearranges his stuff.
Boomer takes 14, 15, 12, 13, 8, 6 and 3 from Tinderella.
Billy-Bob takes 35, 26 and 24 from Lord Hyrodar
Yondallus takes 23 from Tinderella, 16, 17, 20 and 19 from Boomer

Map after Turn 6:

Top 10:
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Top 10:
1. Yondallus
2. Jonathan
3. Billy-Bob
4. Kiara
5. Boomer
6. Tinderella
7. Funzoid 3000
8. Lord Hyrodar
9. Goofball-RIP on turn 3(Yondallus)
10. Dr. Wireless-RIP on turn 2(Lady Leah)

Dragonette · Post by **Dragonette** » Sun Nov 18, 2007 11:03 am

you dont seem to be winning very quickly yondallus!!!

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