BRAND NEW CLAN........THE VULKINGS ARE COMING!
Posted: Mon Mar 29, 2004 4:07 pm
It is a misty morn as the leading longboat breasts the choppy sea towards the shore. Lord Hannibal stands in the prow, gazing forward.
He turns to his trusty spymaster. "Now, you're sure these lands of Kaomaris are a soft touch for our brave marauding heroes?"
"Yes, Sire, even they will find only resistance they can quell."
"And we've chosen the softest spot on their coast?"
"Yes, Sire, this part of Kaomaris is known as Ecrivian's Land, and there is no softer spot to choose for a thousand miles in either direction."
"OK, let's risk it. All boats to that sandy bit at the edge of the sea!"
The flotilla of boats cuts through the morning mist towards the shore, a terrifying sight (the boats, not the shore, though opinion IS divided on that.....)
Suddenly, Lord Hannibal sees something. Another fleet of longboats already on the shore, men already disembarking. "Ahay", he essays gamely. "Ahoy" comes the reply. "Nitpicker," Lord H. mumbles to himself. "Are you Ecrivian troops fleeing your land?"
"Er, nope, we're with Lord Validon, come to sack and pillage hereabouts."
"But, but,", splutters Lord Hannibal, "that's OUR job. We booked in advance. Go sack some place else."
Lord Validon himself intervenes. "Look, this continent seems to be such a soft touch, that we could SHARE the spoils. After all, your troops look as though they could do with a decent ally......".
There's a commotion from the back of Lord Hannibal's fleet.
"Sire, Sire, there's another fleet trying to land here. They say we're in their way and would we kindly step or float aside so that they can land and get on with their sacking and pillaging."
"This is ridiculous!", cries Hannibal. I thought Ecrivian's weakness was a closely-guarded secret!"
"Apparently not, Sire. Apparently there's a queing system to take him on, and we've elbowed in......"
"Who is in charge of this new fleet?", cry Hannibal and Validon in unison.
"Someone called Lord Mullog, Sires" says the Beach-co-ordinator, "and he craves a lot of things, and one of them is pillage, and another of them is audience."
The three Lords sit on the beach together. "I've got a great idea", says Lord Hannibal, "Two of us go home back to where life and victory are hard, thus leaving the way clear for one of us to achieve easy victories here!".
"No," says, Lord Mullog, "Far fairer would be that we ALL go home, no built-in advantage to any of us."
An hour goes by before Lord Validon suddenly thinks of an alternative: "Hey, we could join forces, and ALL take this land by storm!".
The other two Lords take another hour to try to understand this concept (you know how it is when someone comes up with an idea different from yours......ask Al).
"OK,", pronounces Lord Mullog, "I get it. We'll do it! But what should we call ourselves?"
Lord Hannibal frowns in concentration. "Got it! 'The horned-helmety-ones'!"
"Doesn't roll off the tongue", says Lord Validon.
"OK, OK, 'The Vulkings', says Lord Hannibal. "It reminds me of something......And it's a very neat encapsulation of our three names - Val....and Mull....and the 'H' is for Hannibal".
"Er, but there's no H in Vulkings?".
"Bloody nitpickers!"
SO :
Clan leader and Warrior: Validon
Clan Minstrel, Fool and Strategist : Hannibal
Clan Architect and Designer-of-helmets : Mullog
Clan Elder and Referee : Trewqh
Watch out Brotherhood of Vayuna, Scholars, Kaomarian Guard, Thuggee,
The First Family, Balance of Time, Valn Ohtar, Square of 144, Disciples of WOK !!
He turns to his trusty spymaster. "Now, you're sure these lands of Kaomaris are a soft touch for our brave marauding heroes?"
"Yes, Sire, even they will find only resistance they can quell."
"And we've chosen the softest spot on their coast?"
"Yes, Sire, this part of Kaomaris is known as Ecrivian's Land, and there is no softer spot to choose for a thousand miles in either direction."
"OK, let's risk it. All boats to that sandy bit at the edge of the sea!"
The flotilla of boats cuts through the morning mist towards the shore, a terrifying sight (the boats, not the shore, though opinion IS divided on that.....)
Suddenly, Lord Hannibal sees something. Another fleet of longboats already on the shore, men already disembarking. "Ahay", he essays gamely. "Ahoy" comes the reply. "Nitpicker," Lord H. mumbles to himself. "Are you Ecrivian troops fleeing your land?"
"Er, nope, we're with Lord Validon, come to sack and pillage hereabouts."
"But, but,", splutters Lord Hannibal, "that's OUR job. We booked in advance. Go sack some place else."
Lord Validon himself intervenes. "Look, this continent seems to be such a soft touch, that we could SHARE the spoils. After all, your troops look as though they could do with a decent ally......".
There's a commotion from the back of Lord Hannibal's fleet.
"Sire, Sire, there's another fleet trying to land here. They say we're in their way and would we kindly step or float aside so that they can land and get on with their sacking and pillaging."
"This is ridiculous!", cries Hannibal. I thought Ecrivian's weakness was a closely-guarded secret!"
"Apparently not, Sire. Apparently there's a queing system to take him on, and we've elbowed in......"
"Who is in charge of this new fleet?", cry Hannibal and Validon in unison.
"Someone called Lord Mullog, Sires" says the Beach-co-ordinator, "and he craves a lot of things, and one of them is pillage, and another of them is audience."
The three Lords sit on the beach together. "I've got a great idea", says Lord Hannibal, "Two of us go home back to where life and victory are hard, thus leaving the way clear for one of us to achieve easy victories here!".
"No," says, Lord Mullog, "Far fairer would be that we ALL go home, no built-in advantage to any of us."
An hour goes by before Lord Validon suddenly thinks of an alternative: "Hey, we could join forces, and ALL take this land by storm!".
The other two Lords take another hour to try to understand this concept (you know how it is when someone comes up with an idea different from yours......ask Al).
"OK,", pronounces Lord Mullog, "I get it. We'll do it! But what should we call ourselves?"
Lord Hannibal frowns in concentration. "Got it! 'The horned-helmety-ones'!"
"Doesn't roll off the tongue", says Lord Validon.
"OK, OK, 'The Vulkings', says Lord Hannibal. "It reminds me of something......And it's a very neat encapsulation of our three names - Val....and Mull....and the 'H' is for Hannibal".
"Er, but there's no H in Vulkings?".
"Bloody nitpickers!"
SO :
Clan leader and Warrior: Validon
Clan Minstrel, Fool and Strategist : Hannibal
Clan Architect and Designer-of-helmets : Mullog
Clan Elder and Referee : Trewqh
Watch out Brotherhood of Vayuna, Scholars, Kaomarian Guard, Thuggee,
The First Family, Balance of Time, Valn Ohtar, Square of 144, Disciples of WOK !!