The Worlds of Kaomaris

OK anybody want an old washed out has been to join their clan and take up space but never gain them any VP's?


Qualities I would bring to the clan who suceeds in signing me:


I promise I will play fair and keep true to my agreements.

I promise to never play in more than 2 game at a time.(since I can't even keep up with 1 sometimes)

I promise to take all replies under advisement and try to find a clan I can get along with.

I promise to give any insights I think of about the game to my clanmates.(recommend clanmates take said insights and ignore them out of hand)

I promise to annoy my clanhead with ignorant statements until they tell me to shut up.(then continue doing so even more frequently)
Clanheads should think twice about inviting me for this very reason because it is true. Just ask Calidus.


Qualities I look for in a clan:

A clan that can deal with my strange play at times.

A clan that includes players I enjoy playing with and respect.

A clan that can afford my (US)$8 million a year asking price.(will accept an incentive laden contract but only if it is possible to reach $9 Million)



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Wok_underdog@hotmail.com

hmmm......could the Circle be reforming?????? hmmm..........

I don't know, the First Family might be able to spare $8.00.

I got $0.87!!! That gives us $8.87! Is that close enough, UD??

I came up with $1.30 in bottle refunds so add that in too Cal.

dammit!! You know I am from Tennessee. Now I have to take my socks off......whoa!!!!!! **falls outta chair**



let's see, that's 8.87 +1.30.....carry the nine......subtract eleven......multiply by 67.......ah hell, I give up!

Well all these FF people commented but I never recieved an invite so I have accepted the invite from Fredo to join BoV. Now if only he would accept it it would be official. I suspect I will have to join VO if I don't hear from Fredo in the near future. maybe he decided against accepting me?

And here I thought we had alresdy sealed the deal.....

Underdog

If Fredo turns you down I am sure you will be welcome in VO.

Underdog wrote:Well all these FF people commented but I never recieved an invite so I have accepted the invite from Fredo to join BoV. Now if only he would accept it it would be official. I suspect I will have to join VO if I don't hear from Fredo in the near future. maybe he decided against accepting me?

How about joining the Vulkings?

If you are willing to accept our policy of non-sleeping then I think that in the name of the whole clan I can offer you a spot.

And, btw, you are a father, if I remember well, and it is a fact that the three founding members of the Vulkings were very close to founding the Clan of Fathers I'm sure the rest of my would gladly welcome you!

trewqh

trewqh wrote: How about joining the Vulkings?


trewqh

Why would he want to do that, really?

Underdog wrote:Well all these FF people commented but I never recieved an invite so I have accepted the invite from Fredo to join BoV. Now if only he would accept it it would be official. I suspect I will have to join VO if I don't hear from Fredo in the near future. maybe he decided against accepting me?

For some reason we never got back with you, but we do have a spot for you. Unless of course your already commited to B.O.........V

Allister Fiend wrote:

trewqh wrote: How about joining the Vulkings?


trewqh

Why would he want to do that, really?

Well... he did write:

A clan that includes players I enjoy playing with and respect (as opposed to AF and the likes).

trewqh

Underdog wrote:Well all these FF people commented but I never recieved an invite so I have accepted the invite from Fredo to join BoV. Now if only he would accept it it would be official. I suspect I will have to join VO if I don't hear from Fredo in the near future. maybe he decided against accepting me?

Hm I think Fredo's time is up, time for you to join your brother in VO! Whatever happened to familial loyalty, I ask?

Ok, so join The Vulkings so you can lose almost every game playing with Treq and gang.

Or join TFF and see the view from the Penthouse suite, as opposed to the view from a cardboard box.

We will be the top scoring clan again this year and if you care to join a winning team then you can, but if you join the others, your sure to be struggling the whole way.

Any questions?

Allister

Yeah...i've got one question...why aren't you the current clan champs then?

Saladin wrote:Yeah...i've got one question...why aren't you the current clan champs then?

'cause the champs game was WOK 4.

Allister Fiend wrote:Ok, so join The Vulkings so you can lose almost every game playing with Treq and gang.

Or join TFF and see the view from the Penthouse suite, as opposed to the view from a cardboard box.

We will be the top scoring clan again this year and if you care to join a winning team then you can, but if you join the others, your sure to be struggling the whole way.

Any questions?

Allister

That is right! If one favours VPs over trying to beat someone superior, he/she would only waste their time trying to enroll in our clan.

No questions at all,
trewqh

trewqh and Donut both wrote: That is right! If one favours VPs over trying to beat someone superior, he/she would only waste their time trying to enroll in our clan.

No questions at all,
trewqh

I'm glad to hear that you are "trying" and you think we are superior ......'cause we are

Now send us an e-mail UD, so we can continue our quest.

We're already "superior" according to Treq and Donut, now we go for "Ultimate Superiority"