The Worlds of Kaomaris

BANDANA HUMMOCK !!

~ Han

Hannibal wrote:BANDANA HUMMOCK !!

~ Han

To explain: This is not a reference to Raw's enigmatic "Banana Hammock" of the past. It is a reference to a form of outpost defence tried experimentally early in Lord Hannibal's reign. It consisted of His Highness's attacking troops finding a small hill, erecting a series of posts around its crown, and then wrapping around those posts with huge rolls of (usually) red cloth, to form a wall behind which the brave troops could shelter and defend. This was an innovative solution to defence, but over time, it became clear that it was slightly vulnerable to attack by fireballs, or flaming arrows, or even a match applied to a strategic corner........and so was eventually abandoned; it became known, by those who had publicly applauded Lord Hannibal's inventiveness when he came up with the idea (after all, cloth was easier to carry and faster to erect than stone.....), as "The Emperor's New Cloth". It passed out of defensive fashion.

~ Hannibabble

[quote="Hannibal
~ Hannibabble[/quote]

Right On!

Raw wrote:[quote="Hannibal
~ Hannibabble

Right On![/quote]


What? You speakin' Dutch or something?

That's some amazing use of the quote command... Good work fellas

Donut

You just never mind our quoting, you just worry about running your games on time tonight, OK?

Allister

Donut wrote:That's some amazing use of the quote command... I like to have sex with sheep.
Donut

Nice comments Donut.

-Raw

LMAO... had to double check and make sure that wasn't what I really typed.

Donut

And here I thinking," Uh oh, Josh has moved back to Iowa again and is lonley"

Hehe...it seems TFF is quite scared of me...too bad all that spying didn't really pay off guys.

BRING IT ON!!!

Saladin wrote:Hehe...it seems TFF is quite scared of me...too bad all that spying didn't really pay off guys.

BRING IT ON!!!

Hehe...it seems the Scholars are quite scared of me...too bad all that spying didn't really pay off guys.

I was spied 25 times.

What a shame,
To miss this game,
But I have to work,
Oh and Nick is a jerk.




I wonder how TFF will get on without me... Kick ass fellas.


TK

TK wrote:Kick ass fellas.


TK

Oh don't worry we will.

The Scholars are going down like a cheap hooker on Friday night.

[quote="Allister Fiend]
The Scholars are going down like a cheap hooker on Friday night. [/quote]

I suppose your mom tells you all about her line of work?

Raw wrote: I suppose your mom tells you all about her line of work?

Actually I was talking about your dad.

My mom said you tried to get her to "help you out" but she said if she wanted shrimp, she'd go to Red Lobster.

Allister Fiend wrote:

Raw wrote: I suppose your mom tells you all about her line of work?

Actually I was talking about your dad.

My mom said you tried to get her to "help you out" but she said if she wanted shrimp, she'd go to Red Lobster.

Ya know what they say: Shrimpin' ain't easy.

TK wrote:What a shame,
To miss this game,
But I have to work,
Oh and Nick is a jerk.

TK, you are both a poet and a schol...ah nevermind.

I hope the GM put raw and Allister together on the map!!

You guys crack me up.


(No "crack" jokes please)

Saladin wrote:Hehe...it seems TFF is quite scared of me...too bad all that spying didn't really pay off guys.

BRING IT ON!!!

If it didnt work why did you change to EFF so fast

Because my army is going to stomp all over you guys and i don't like missiles so the only other thing to do is get eff.