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Post by Hannibal » Wed Sep 08, 2004 10:08 am

BANDANA HUMMOCK !!

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Post by Hannibal » Wed Sep 08, 2004 10:20 am

Hannibal wrote:BANDANA HUMMOCK !!

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To explain: This is not a reference to Raw's enigmatic "Banana Hammock" of the past. It is a reference to a form of outpost defence tried experimentally early in Lord Hannibal's reign. It consisted of His Highness's attacking troops finding a small hill, erecting a series of posts around its crown, and then wrapping around those posts with huge rolls of (usually) red cloth, to form a wall behind which the brave troops could shelter and defend. This was an innovative solution to defence, but over time, it became clear that it was slightly vulnerable to attack by fireballs, or flaming arrows, or even a match applied to a strategic corner........and so was eventually abandoned; it became known, by those who had publicly applauded Lord Hannibal's inventiveness when he came up with the idea (after all, cloth was easier to carry and faster to erect than stone.....), as "The Emperor's New Cloth". It passed out of defensive fashion. :)

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Post by Raw » Wed Sep 08, 2004 1:57 pm

[quote="Hannibal
~ Hannibabble[/quote]

Right On!
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Post by Allister Fiend » Wed Sep 08, 2004 4:12 pm

Raw wrote:[quote="Hannibal
~ Hannibabble
Right On![/quote]


What? You speakin' Dutch or something?
Oh no!!! I'm out of those important papers.......

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Post by Donut » Wed Sep 08, 2004 5:18 pm

That's some amazing use of the quote command... Good work fellas

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Post by Allister Fiend » Wed Sep 08, 2004 6:52 pm

You just never mind our quoting, you just worry about running your games on time tonight, OK? :roll:

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Post by Raw » Wed Sep 08, 2004 8:19 pm

Donut wrote:That's some amazing use of the quote command... I like to have sex with sheep.
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Nice comments Donut.

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Post by Donut » Wed Sep 08, 2004 10:15 pm

LMAO... had to double check and make sure that wasn't what I really typed.

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Post by Allister Fiend » Wed Sep 08, 2004 11:15 pm

And here I thinking," Uh oh, Josh has moved back to Iowa again and is lonley"
:oops:


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Post by Saladin » Thu Sep 09, 2004 11:00 am

Hehe...it seems TFF is quite scared of me...too bad all that spying didn't really pay off guys. :P

BRING IT ON!!!
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Post by Undertaker » Thu Sep 09, 2004 11:56 am

Saladin wrote:Hehe...it seems TFF is quite scared of me...too bad all that spying didn't really pay off guys. :P

BRING IT ON!!!

Hehe...it seems the Scholars are quite scared of me...too bad all that spying didn't really pay off guys. :P

I was spied 25 times.
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Post by TK » Thu Sep 09, 2004 5:49 pm

What a shame,
To miss this game,
But I have to work,
Oh and Nick is a jerk.

:twisted:


I wonder how TFF will get on without me... Kick ass fellas.


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Post by Allister Fiend » Thu Sep 09, 2004 6:51 pm

TK wrote:Kick ass fellas.


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Oh don't worry we will. :lol:

The Scholars are going down like a cheap hooker on Friday night. :twisted:
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Post by Raw » Thu Sep 09, 2004 8:00 pm

[quote="Allister Fiend]
The Scholars are going down like a cheap hooker on Friday night. :twisted:[/quote]

I suppose your mom tells you all about her line of work?
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Post by Allister Fiend » Thu Sep 09, 2004 8:22 pm

Raw wrote: I suppose your mom tells you all about her line of work?
Actually I was talking about your dad.

My mom said you tried to get her to "help you out" but she said if she wanted shrimp, she'd go to Red Lobster. :lol:
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Post by Undertaker » Fri Sep 10, 2004 2:18 am

Allister Fiend wrote:
Raw wrote: I suppose your mom tells you all about her line of work?
Actually I was talking about your dad.

My mom said you tried to get her to "help you out" but she said if she wanted shrimp, she'd go to Red Lobster. :lol:
Ya know what they say: Shrimpin' ain't easy. :eek7:
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Post by Undertaker » Fri Sep 10, 2004 2:22 am

TK wrote:What a shame,
To miss this game,
But I have to work,
Oh and Nick is a jerk.

:twisted:
TK, you are both a poet and a schol...ah nevermind.
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Post by TK » Tue Sep 14, 2004 5:30 pm

I hope the GM put raw and Allister together on the map!!

You guys crack me up.


(No "crack" jokes please) :roll:

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Post by Warped Angel » Wed Sep 15, 2004 6:15 pm

Saladin wrote:Hehe...it seems TFF is quite scared of me...too bad all that spying didn't really pay off guys. :P

BRING IT ON!!!
If it didnt work why did you change to EFF so fast :monkey:
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Post by Saladin » Thu Sep 16, 2004 10:44 am

Because my army is going to stomp all over you guys and i don't like missiles so the only other thing to do is get eff. :D
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