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Post by Calidus » Tue Jun 05, 2007 3:29 am

"Sir, Lord Korexus' missiles where devistatingly effective. His troops came up from the bottom, just as you had predicted, my lord..."

"BUT...." Growled Calidus.

"um, sir, the men were out of place, and did not attack accordingly."

"and your Missiles barrage?"

"Sir, the missiles absolutely crushed the enemies defenses"

"How many missiles hit armies, commander?"

"um, how shall I say it Lord Calidus.......they were, well, less than effective."

"Do not make me ask you this another time. How many armies were killed by the missile barrage?" Calidus growles, barely able to contain his anger.

"um, Sir, the missiles only killed one army."

**With a flash of his mighty battleaxe, Calidus' commander falls lifeless to the floor.**

"Vortan, bring me Commander Darius!", bellows Calidus.

Poking his head into the dimly lit tent, Vortan asks: "Sir, do you mean Lieutenant Darius?"

"No, Vortan, I mean Commander Darius. He's just been promoted. And send in a squire to dispose of this." Calidus waves and at the body now staining the carpets of his headquarters tent. "Vortan, ready my horse. Korexus has gained victory this day and I will ride to congratulate him."

Vortan salutes and quickly disappears out of the tent.
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Post by korexus » Tue Jun 05, 2007 9:29 am

[from a page in Lord korexus's journal]

"Lord Calidus, gracious in defeat, is a true leader of men. With luck, he can train that ragtag bunch into a fighting force worth taking seriously. Speaking of luck, maybe the fates are sometimes on my side. I am not convinced I fully deserved that victory. Twice now in the vertical lands, I have faced defeat and somehow walked away victorious. Truely this is an area which deserves further investigation..."
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Post by Vortan » Tue Jun 05, 2007 11:07 am

:shock:

Ragtag bunch .... worth taking seriously

:P

bloomin' cheek :!:

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