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Post by Undertaker » Tue May 03, 2005 2:11 am

Turn 3 has run and we have our first RIP. Thankx for playin' X.
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Post by Xechortariaste » Tue May 03, 2005 2:13 am

Alas, the end...

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Post by Donut » Tue May 03, 2005 2:34 am

Right behind ya... :?
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Post by Duke » Tue May 03, 2005 1:40 pm

Surely, this is a bug:

Your province 59 is under attack!! The attack comes from province 33
The attack is commanded by Donut
You have 17 troops at a level of 1.270.
The defenses of the province are at 0.7
Your PDEF is 15.035
The enemy has 27 at a level of 1.036.
The enemy has a PATT of 9.117
PATT PDEF AT DF RES [ FIGHT FOR PROVINCE 59 ]
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9.117 15.035 5 3 - ATTACKER WINS
9.117 15.035 8 5 - ATTACKER WINS
9.117 15.035 3 2 - ATTACKER WINS
9.117 15.035 4 0 - ATTACKER WINS
9.117 15.035 8 15 + DEFENDER WINS
9.117 15.035 4 15 + DEFENDER WINS
9.117 15.035 9 14 + DEFENDER WINS
9.117 15.035 2 8 + DEFENDER WINS
---------The defenses lost 0.1 points!---------
9.117 14.259 9 4 - ATTACKER WINS
9.117 14.259 4 2 - ATTACKER WINS
9.117 14.259 4 10 + DEFENDER WINS
9.117 14.259 8 8 = IT'S A DRAW =
9.117 14.259 2 12 + DEFENDER WINS
9.117 14.259 6 4 - ATTACKER WINS
9.117 14.259 4 2 - ATTACKER WINS
9.117 14.259 2 8 + DEFENDER WINS
9.117 14.259 1 8 + DEFENDER WINS
9.117 14.259 1 12 + DEFENDER WINS
9.117 14.259 1 11 + DEFENDER WINS
9.117 14.259 4 3 - ATTACKER WINS
9.117 14.259 1 9 + DEFENDER WINS
---------The defenses lost 0.1 points!---------
9.117 13.483 0 5 + DEFENDER WINS
9.117 13.483 1 9 + DEFENDER WINS
9.117 13.483 5 4 - ATTACKER WINS
9.117 13.483 9 10 + DEFENDER WINS
9.117 13.483 2 13 + DEFENDER WINS
9.117 13.483 6 2 - ATTACKER WINS
9.117 13.483 8 4 - ATTACKER WINS
9.117 13.483 6 6 = IT'S A DRAW =
9.117 13.483 7 13 + DEFENDER WINS
9.117 13.483 0 1 + DEFENDER WINS
9.117 13.483 1 1 = IT'S A DRAW =
9.117 13.483 6 4 - ATTACKER WINS
9.117 13.483 1 12 + DEFENDER WINS
9.117 13.483 8 11 + DEFENDER WINS
9.117 13.483 8 1 - ATTACKER WINS
9.117 13.483 3 9 + DEFENDER WINS
9.117 13.483 4 7 + DEFENDER WINS
9.117 13.483 3 3 = IT'S A DRAW =
9.117 13.483 0 0 = IT'S A DRAW =
9.117 13.483 8 1 - ATTACKER WINS
9.117 13.483 3 3 = IT'S A DRAW =
9.117 13.483 3 12 + DEFENDER WINS
9.117 13.483 9 0 - ATTACKER WINS
9.117 13.483 8 12 + DEFENDER WINS
9.117 13.483 4 10 + DEFENDER WINS
9.117 13.483 1 0 - ATTACKER WINS
You have lost the battle! 3 armies take your province 59!
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Post by Donut » Tue May 03, 2005 1:59 pm

I figured this one would upset you more...

You only have 27 armies to attack with!
You attack province 33 with 27 armies with a level of 1.000
This province belongs to Duke
PATT is 8.800
The enemy has 6 troops at a level of 1.000.
The defenses of the province are at 1.0.
The enemy's PDEF is 13.580.
PATT PDEF AT DF RES [ FIGHT FOR PROVINCE 33 ]
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8.800 13.580 8 0 + ATTACKER WINS
8.800 13.580 8 1 + ATTACKER WINS
8.800 13.580 8 0 + ATTACKER WINS
8.800 13.580 5 0 + ATTACKER WINS
8.800 13.580 7 3 + ATTACKER WINS
8.800 13.580 7 5 + ATTACKER WINS
You have won the battle! 27 armies take province 33!

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Post by Duke » Tue May 03, 2005 3:45 pm

Donut wrote:I figured this one would upset you more...

You only have 27 armies to attack with!
You attack province 33 with 27 armies with a level of 1.000
This province belongs to Duke
PATT is 8.800
The enemy has 6 troops at a level of 1.000.
The defenses of the province are at 1.0.
The enemy's PDEF is 13.580.
PATT PDEF AT DF RES [ FIGHT FOR PROVINCE 33 ]
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8.800 13.580 8 0 + ATTACKER WINS
8.800 13.580 8 1 + ATTACKER WINS
8.800 13.580 8 0 + ATTACKER WINS
8.800 13.580 5 0 + ATTACKER WINS
8.800 13.580 7 3 + ATTACKER WINS
8.800 13.580 7 5 + ATTACKER WINS
You have won the battle! 27 armies take province 33!

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Post by Saladin » Mon May 09, 2005 9:43 am

Korexus is it just me or is the reminder function for when your turn is due turned off in this game? :?
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Post by Donut » Mon May 09, 2005 1:57 pm

I'm pretty sure it's not working... and he doesn't know that
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Post by korexus » Mon May 09, 2005 2:58 pm

It's working just fine.
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Post by Saladin » Mon May 09, 2005 3:28 pm

It is?

I never got a reminder for the two turns i missed though. :?:
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Post by korexus » Mon May 09, 2005 3:52 pm

It just doesn't like Donut, lots of things I write have this feature. You should see my group pages through his computer sometimes... Unfortunately Donut's incessant opening of games has caused portions of the Wookie engine to sulk.

I had a long talk with it today and in the end it agreed that nothing is less than something meaning that it will help Sal and all you other lazy/busy people with remembering when to do turns. However it still refuses to put Al into DoW instead of Dark Stone for Josh's game as apparently that's all Donut's stupid fault.

In summary, you should get a reminder this turn, let me know if you don't.


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Post by Saladin » Mon May 09, 2005 6:06 pm

I'm not busy...i'm lazy.
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Post by Donut » Mon May 09, 2005 6:45 pm

Ditto
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Post by Saladin » Mon May 09, 2005 9:25 pm

Oh and same goes for Eggie but he's too lazy to post here. :P
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Post by Aussie Gaz » Mon May 16, 2005 11:29 am

Korexus

Check your private messages.

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Post by Undertaker » Fri Jul 01, 2005 11:10 pm

The turn will be delayed 24 hours, per a request.
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Post by Saladin » Sun Jul 10, 2005 9:33 pm

I was wondering why this game hasn't run yet? I thought the whole idea of having the games automated was that the turns could be run on time. :D

I was very hopeful that the game would be run tonight when i saw Undertaker on Kaomaris, but sadly no new turn yet.

The tension is killing me! :shock:
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Post by Duke » Mon Jul 11, 2005 9:00 am

Yes, me too :roll:
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Post by Allister Fiend » Mon Jul 11, 2005 1:51 pm

Duke wrote:Yes, me too :roll:
Don't roll your eyes at me now, I didn't do a thing but send in some orders :roll:
Oh no!!! I'm out of those important papers.......

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Post by Aussie Gaz » Mon Aug 01, 2005 12:50 pm

Undertaker and/or Korexus

The Missilemania game is still running although I have given up to Saladin & Brykovian.

Can you terminate this game please???

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