The Worlds of Kaomaris

Before I kick this off I would like you to try and seek for "kaomarianguard" on google. I cannot understand why all those sites point towards my old clanpage. Sooo, we dont disband the clan forever, we infiltrate other clans for a year or two and then summon the clan once more, claiming all the VP's of all the clans the different members were a part of during the time the clan was folded.

Back in the day, when you knew everyone and were sick of meeting the same guys (and gals) on the field every single game I ran the WOK messenger. This trivia is based on facts I collected back then.

Naturally you cannot participate if you are the person I am asking about.

WOK Oldtimers Triviaquiz

Here are five wierd facts of five different players. Please connect the right player to the right group of facts.

The players are: Dameon, X-wing, Egbert, Calidus, Lord Fredo

First group of facts:
* Just had a birthday (May 5th)
* Favorite icecream: Turtle tracks
* Once lost his driverslicens when he forgot to pay a ticket
* Would max out his credit card at Wal-Mart if he had to choose
* Had his ear pierced when he was 18. Has grown back since.

Second group of facts:
* Got assaulted on the street in -96
* Favorite restaurant: Hong Kee or The Village (both in Chicago)
* Failed his driverstest once
* Been convicted for "Failure to reduce speed to avoid accident"
* Favorite drink: Samuel Adams or Vodka straight up

Third group of facts:
* Has a brother
* Favorite toothpaste: Crest
* Was at the hospital for a concussion when he was around 8
* Favorite all time TV show: Star Trek TNG
* 25 years old

Fourth group of facts:
* Birthday: December 23rd
* Has made 360's with his car by accident
* Thinks Harry Potter - the movie is crap
* Favorite food: Sausage suppers
* Has a piercing in his ear

Fifth group of facts:
* Is even older than Brykovian
* Has been to Africa
* Nicknames: Z-man, F.Lee
* Favorite word: Pumpernickel
* Has been TP'ing at the Rocky Horror Picture Show

Well, go nuts

Hugely dissapointed of the lack of intrest for my trivia.

Well, I know which one is me! Although there's some stuff there that I don't remember telling you- are you stalking me?

Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.

I could even add stuff on you. TKG intelligence rules!

* His fathers name has three letters
* Favorite Sesame Street character: The Count (not Henri I guess)

I have more but I wont post it since it will blow the quiz wide open.

Good god Duke I dont even remember telling you all that stuff!!!! I'll not say who I am and let the others guess!!!

Yes Paul, that is right. I have been here since the dawn of time and together with Cthulu I have gathered all I need to know in order to blackmail my way to the champs moahahahahahah!!!

How is that ligament in your ankle by the way? AAAAhahahahahah!!!

Oh oh oh maybe I'll come over there and stay at Mrs M McAllisters B&B in Glenarm.*starts to crack up*...and how is it going in Room G21?

Oh this is soooooo funny right now. It took a while to get started but now I am having a blast.

Give my best to Shane and Caroline.

(To the rest of you: I am out on a limb with this last stuff and I might be mistaken, cant always trust intel. Anyway, if I am right it is class)

New intel shows that I think I have it all correct.

The resemblence is there and one of the pictures (to the right) are X-wing for sure although a few years ago.

What the feck is going on here. I definately didnt tell you any of that stuff which is 99% right. Wrong about the B&B but everything else is spot on. Ok duke now I am gettting concerned that you're in G21 with me

very smart Duke, just worked out how you found out, simple but smart. Didnt know I was that well known

LOL!!!

Sorry if I scare you my friend. I'll back off now. I'll mail you how I did it.

To the rest of you: be afraid. X-wing is one of my friends. Just imagine what type of info I will post of my enemies

Ok, I have explained myself to "Paul the Winged X-man". I hope he can find it in his hart to forgive my little prank here. As you all can see I didnt really give up any important personal info on him, I know he would be offended by that since I would myself. I'm guessing we could all care less about his ligaments

Anyway, this stuff made my entire day. Actually it was one of the best pranks I have pulled over a long period of time including the one a few weeks ago when I switched the batterypacks of an ride-on sweeper to icecreamboxes right before a salesman pushed it on to his truck and took it for a demo at a potential customer.

This part was the best:
"What the feck is going on here."

Exactly the reaction I was looking for!

100% class my friends.

Sorry D-man. Actually I thought it was very funny and very clever but I didn't want to guess on the other 4 as I would give away which one that's me.
I am happy to say that I at least picked 2 out of 4 right while guessing in private.[shadow=darkred][/shadow]

Well, I can't be sure where Duke got all of his info from, but I have a feeling that the picture came from the same place as this one...

In other news, do you know what Duke gets up to when not stealing RAM/drilling through walls/painting kitchens/etc ?

Apparently, he is a [glow=red][shadow=darkblue]Nude Photographer!!![/shadow][/glow]
He has also been a deviant since June 2002. Just check out http://melin.deviantart.com/ if you want the proof!

PS, I know that there's probably more than one Daniel Melin in Sweden, but I figured this was too good to miss... Is it this our Duke? I'll leave you guys to decide!


korexus.

That's him allright!
Nice job Kory!

LOL, crap! It backfired on me. Abort! Abort!!

That nudestuff isnt actually me but the picture is. I have no clue on how you found it though. Sweet work my friend.

D.

And here are the correct answers:

Dameon: Group 3

X-wing: Group 4

Egbert: Group 5

Calidus: Group 1

Fredo: Group 2