We all know that Duke was on vacation for a week recentely, and sure, he claimed he was enjoying himself in a sunny location, but was he really? Your own WOK investigative reporter here has done some digging and discovered what Duke really did on his vacation.......names have been changed to protect the innocent, of course!
http://www.theonion.com/onion3918/hoste ... swede.html
What Duke really did on his vacation
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What Duke really did on his vacation
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Heh, it's an Onion article of course. I'm kinda surprised you've never heard of the Onion, it's a fairly well-known news spoof that's been around for several years at least. There's a print version of it too that circulates in some parts of the US, but I always go to the online one anyway. New articles every week, they are hilarious!
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Gee, I think most good things come from Wisconsin, being as the Onion was started at the UW Madison campus, we make fine beer, cheese, sausages, now only if we could perfect the formulas for women and wokkers we'd be set!Dameon wrote:Heh, it's an Onion article of course. I'm kinda surprised you've never heard of the Onion, it's a fairly well-known news spoof that's been around for several years at least. There's a print version of it too that circulates in some parts of the US, but I always go to the online one anyway. New articles every week, they are hilarious!
http://www.theonion.com
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Hell ya! Amen to that EC!Ecrivian wrote:Gee, I think most good things come from Wisconsin, being as the Onion was started at the UW Madison campus, we make fine beer, cheese, sausages, now only if we could perfect the formulas for women and wokkers we'd be set!Dameon wrote:Heh, it's an Onion article of course. I'm kinda surprised you've never heard of the Onion, it's a fairly well-known news spoof that's been around for several years at least. There's a print version of it too that circulates in some parts of the US, but I always go to the online one anyway. New articles every week, they are hilarious!
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