The leaders of the big beer companies meet for a drink. The president of Budweiser orders a Bud, the CEO of Miller gets a Miller, the head of Coors gets a Coors, and so on. Until it's Arthur Guiness's turn. He orders a soda.
"Why didn't you order a Guiness?" everyone asks.
"Nah," Guiness replies "if you guys aren't having beer, then neither will I."
One for the Irish
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Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true, then be selfish and worry about my liver.
-------Jack Handy
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