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One for the Irish

Post by Dameon » Fri Mar 21, 2003 5:51 pm

The leaders of the big beer companies meet for a drink. The president of Budweiser orders a Bud, the CEO of Miller gets a Miller, the head of Coors gets a Coors, and so on. Until it's Arthur Guiness's turn. He orders a soda.

"Why didn't you order a Guiness?" everyone asks.
"Nah," Guiness replies "if you guys aren't having beer, then neither will I."
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Post by Undertaker » Sat Mar 22, 2003 6:46 am

C'mon Nick, we gotta cut Coors some slack, they do brew Killians after all.
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Post by Undertaker » Fri May 02, 2003 3:00 am

Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true, then be selfish and worry about my liver.
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Post by Undertaker » Fri May 02, 2003 3:04 am

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. ---Henny Youngman

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Post by Undertaker » Fri May 02, 2003 11:34 am

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
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