New Jokes Thread

Calidus · Post by **Calidus** » Sat May 26, 2007 12:35 pm

Why did the Cowboy get a daschund?

Someone told him to get a long little doggy.

Vortan · Post by **Vortan** » Sat May 26, 2007 3:21 pm

I thought you said this was a NEW jokes thread. Thats was NOT a new joke.

Can you translate this, I ain't sure what language it is, possibly latin.

Se senora der dago, forte loris inaero, demin loris demis trux an dacar plu sabus.

Tell me what you think.

Post by **korexus** » Sat May 26, 2007 4:15 pm

Vortan, as you posted this on the jokes thread I assume you 'get it'. I won't post here so I don't spoil it for anyone else. If you're really asking for help, PM me.

korexus.

Post by **Lardmaster** » Sat May 26, 2007 6:49 pm

I don't get it and neither does my Latin translator!!!!

My grandad hasn't been very well recently so my Grandma covered his back in lard. After that he went downhill very quickly.

Vortan · Post by **Vortan** » Sat May 26, 2007 7:22 pm

Good greif. Try saying it out loud with me

Se Senora - no difference here
der dago - there they go
forte loris - forty lorries
inaero - in a row
demint loris - them i'n't lorries
demis trux - them is trucks
an dacar - and a car
plu sabus - plus a bus

Sorry, doesnt come over quite as well via the net but when saying the words put on a dodgy spanish accent.

Post by **Lardmaster** » Sat May 26, 2007 11:18 pm

Ah. I didn't actually read the words lol. BUT I can spell grief

Calidus · Post by **Calidus** » Sun May 27, 2007 2:06 am

hey, I just wanted to share one of the all time worst jokes that I have ever heard. I hope you had the same look on your face that I did the first time that you heard it.

Here's a different one for you:

Bobby comes running into the house from school all excited - Bobby: "Mom, Mom, the teacher asked a question in class today, and I was the only one able to answer"... Mom: "That's GREAT son!, What was the question?".... Bobby: "Who farted?"

Vortan · Post by **Vortan** » Sun May 27, 2007 3:09 pm

Ha ... as a parent I find that highly funny.

And LM wot iz rong wiv mi speeling?

I did say at the end I was a bit slow.