The Worlds of Kaomaris

The jokes thread seems to have gone a bit weird. Try clicking on page 7. There was more stuff in their before Vortans post on page 6. There was my great snowman mass grave joke for starters.

Tell it again Lardy! Tell it again!

Just for you Sal.............

When I was younger I used to be in the police. In my first week I discovered a mass grave of murdered snowmen.

Turns out it was just a field of carrots

Ugh...are you sure you're not a woman Lardy?

I read today that women seem to prefer German humour and men seem to prefer British humour.

That sure looks like some German humour to me.

Last time I checked..........

Actually I stole that off a British stand up comedian so I think perhaps you maybe need to check your self out Sal

Maybe it's just your delivery that's not up to the British standards.

Hmmm, it's just written so there is no delivery. Must be your own reading delivery. Have a few beers and try it again

Sal: You may not know this, but when Lardmaster was younger he worked as a policeman. (Lardmaster work? I hear you cry but apparently so.)

Anyway, it was hard work, walking the beat, learning how hard you can hit people with a trunceon without leaving a mark, not to mention the disciplinary hearings after he turned his sirens on so he could get back to the station before the fish and chips got cold. But there was one really big event, in his very first week he discovered a mass grave!

Seriously, it appeared that somone, some evil person - maybe scarred in childhood because they'd never been taken 'walking in the air' had actually rounded up a whole load of snowmen into a field and then murdered every single one of them! Imagine young Lardmaster's excitement and nerves as he filled in the report!

It turned out to be a field of carrots.


(English humour tends to work on distracting you and blabbing on so you laugh with relief when the punchline finally lumbers over the horizon. This is seen as easier than making the punchline actually funny...)


korexus.

Very good Korexus! Didn't i see you perform at the Apollo last year?

Lardy, i think that might be it...see i don't drink alcohol so maybe i'm less entuned to get the joke.

You........don't..........drink............alcohol





I'm sorry but that's just not fair. I never do my orders sober so you have an unfair advantage. I think you should have to use a Chinese keybaord to do yours.

And nice one Kor