Where did all my great jokes go?
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Where did all my great jokes go?
The jokes thread seems to have gone a bit weird. Try clicking on page 7. There was more stuff in their before Vortans post on page 6. There was my great snowman mass grave joke for starters.
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Ugh...are you sure you're not a woman Lardy?
I read today that women seem to prefer German humour and men seem to prefer British humour.
That sure looks like some German humour to me.
I read today that women seem to prefer German humour and men seem to prefer British humour.
That sure looks like some German humour to me.
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Sal: You may not know this, but when Lardmaster was younger he worked as a policeman. (Lardmaster work? I hear you cry but apparently so.)
Anyway, it was hard work, walking the beat, learning how hard you can hit people with a trunceon without leaving a mark, not to mention the disciplinary hearings after he turned his sirens on so he could get back to the station before the fish and chips got cold. But there was one really big event, in his very first week he discovered a mass grave!
Seriously, it appeared that somone, some evil person - maybe scarred in childhood because they'd never been taken 'walking in the air' had actually rounded up a whole load of snowmen into a field and then murdered every single one of them! Imagine young Lardmaster's excitement and nerves as he filled in the report!
Anyway, it was hard work, walking the beat, learning how hard you can hit people with a trunceon without leaving a mark, not to mention the disciplinary hearings after he turned his sirens on so he could get back to the station before the fish and chips got cold. But there was one really big event, in his very first week he discovered a mass grave!
Seriously, it appeared that somone, some evil person - maybe scarred in childhood because they'd never been taken 'walking in the air' had actually rounded up a whole load of snowmen into a field and then murdered every single one of them! Imagine young Lardmaster's excitement and nerves as he filled in the report!
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It turned out to be a field of carrots.
(English humour tends to work on distracting you and blabbing on so you laugh with relief when the punchline finally lumbers over the horizon. This is seen as easier than making the punchline actually funny...)
korexus.
(English humour tends to work on distracting you and blabbing on so you laugh with relief when the punchline finally lumbers over the horizon. This is seen as easier than making the punchline actually funny...)
korexus.
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Very good Korexus! Didn't i see you perform at the Apollo last year?
Lardy, i think that might be it...see i don't drink alcohol so maybe i'm less entuned to get the joke.
Lardy, i think that might be it...see i don't drink alcohol so maybe i'm less entuned to get the joke.
"Never attribute to malice what can satisfactorily be explained away by stupidity."
"To speak ill of others is a dishonest way of praising ourselves."
"To speak ill of others is a dishonest way of praising ourselves."
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