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Post by Raw » Thu Oct 07, 2004 8:22 pm

check out www.humanforsale.com and let us know what you are worth.

I am worth exactly $2,139,140.00

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Post by Egbert » Thu Oct 07, 2004 8:24 pm

$2.5 mil. It was my good looks and exceptional IQ. :beatnik:
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Post by korexus » Thu Oct 07, 2004 8:46 pm

I was only worth $2,074,090.00, but that's without a SAT, GPA or home state because the designers haven't realised that there's a world outside America. Imagine what I'd be worth with an American home and education!

Of course, what's really annoying is that some 5'1 13 year old with an IQ of 85 and no job, education or income was worth $2,224,100.00! I guess he did really well on the penis size question...
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Post by Raw » Thu Oct 07, 2004 9:11 pm

korexus wrote: Of course, what's really annoying is that some 5'1 13 year old with an IQ of 85 and no job, education or income was worth $2,224,100.00! I guess he did really well on the penis size question...
Or else....you did really bad on the penis question :wink:
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Post by Donut » Thu Oct 07, 2004 9:17 pm

What the crap are you talking about world outside of America?

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I need a job and an SAT score... 1.9 Mil
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Post by Saladin » Thu Oct 07, 2004 9:43 pm

$2,507,334.00

Must be my healthy lifestyle and IQ. :D

BTW i don't have a GPA and a SAT score, so put in the score of a friend of mine who's around the same IQ score.

Though i think i lost quite a bit on sense of style and artistic ability. :P
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Post by Donut » Thu Oct 07, 2004 11:41 pm

Bah!... Bouncy Bouncy Bouncy!!!
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Post by Polymorphic » Fri Oct 08, 2004 9:14 am

Hehehe
$1.6 million

Now, where did I go wrong? (other than not knowing my weight...)

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Post by Hannibal » Fri Oct 08, 2004 4:08 pm

Saladin wrote:
BTW i don't have a GPA and a SAT score, so put in the score of a friend of mine who's around the same IQ score.
You have a friend with around the same IQ score? How do you....er...communicate?

Just kidding, honest, just kidding :)
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Post by Donut » Fri Oct 08, 2004 6:08 pm

AHAHAHAHAHAHA :lol:

WOW!!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHA :lol:

AHAHAHAHAHAHA :lol:

Nice Han!!!
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Post by Calidus » Sat Oct 09, 2004 5:37 am

1,870,548.00
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Post by Saladin » Sat Oct 09, 2004 1:16 pm

Hannibal wrote:
Saladin wrote:
BTW i don't have a GPA and a SAT score, so put in the score of a friend of mine who's around the same IQ score.
You have a friend with around the same IQ score? How do you....er...communicate?

Just kidding, honest, just kidding :)
I cary a crayon and some paper with me all the time. :P
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